What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now!

I thought you were a house painter.

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Gangsta C++, for the ammo endowed.

Everyone gets it wrong with the RAM 🤦.

Is that an offer?

With 3k coffees in me and I still don't look properly awake.

Is it normal that I find the second image arousing?

Yeah, her parrents are the problem here. Traditional Chinese upbringing. Go to school, get good grades, make something of yourself.

I was somewhat brought up the same way, except I didn't take it as seriously (I didn't always do what I was told). Yeah, I graduated, masters and all that, but after that, I just decided it was enough, there's no point, anything else I need to learn, I can learn it on my own, no need for a formal eductation. And I was right.

Defintely not gonna slave away for a PhD, it's pointless in this day and age, doesn't bring anything more on the table. A roofer can make as much as a PhD biologist nowadays, why put in the effort to study, there's no point.

My 2 cents. I know some won't agree, but being a rocket scientist is not on my list. Sure, it might seem like fun when you first hear about it, but the time and effort you have to put in to get there... sorry, I'd rather just enjoy life. We don't get a second one, this is the only one.

And now people don't even understand me, like I wrote "I'll PM you" and they said "What 🤨" 🤦.

Guess I'll have to shift from using PM to DM... though it seems completely illogical to me, but hey, that's life I guess.

Mhm, pretty accurate... but I have no idea why, this goes for my aunt, not my mom 🤷.

Yep, bad advice. Kick them in the nuts, break their nose and yeah, they'll leave you alone.