Oh i have a few ideas...

i want to use IRC but nobody ever talks to me in there

It hurts when i shit corn but it won't stop me from eating it. real good shit.

This is why I don't go-to the gym.

)_) T-T

oh...well maybe that's why it's looking smaller...

id rather have a small penis than be full of mircoplastics

lol i wish for this one so much.

ew dude. gross comment.

what decent solutions do we have for audio and books?

tall is a curse. i know as well

I personally think he wanted to be caught on purpose.