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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago
[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I would give you more context but I think its funnier if I leave it without.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 136 points 4 days ago

Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 78 points 4 days ago

TIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

If that's true, I'm an entire cob.

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[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.

[-] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Finally someone with a science based explanation

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Most people dont chew more than 2-3 times so its kinda expected that stuff goes down unchewed

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I compulsively chew at least 11 times in a vain attempt to diminish my obesity. My lack of a sizable beer gut(versus most of my peers) shows promise, nevermind that I basically don't drink, but I assure you, the corn does not care.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Disclaimer, I have dysphagia, so this isn't meant to be the average person's experience, but... I was eating when I read this and counted how many times I chewed when I took a bite until I felt comfortable swallowing and it was 47. You're telling me normal people can chew as low as 2 times? Astounding.

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

I'm in the zero to ten camp for most foods, but right there with you at 47 for fatty meat of any kind. It feels disgusting in my mouth and to swallow it without gagging I need to basically cut it up with my incisors into smaller and smaller pieces until the texture disappears.

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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

At least find an uncensored version. Jesus. So dumb.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 96 points 4 days ago
[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 11 points 4 days ago

Seems like an extreme reaction to a reasonable request

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 49 points 4 days ago

I have a flair for the dramatic

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 16 points 4 days ago

Magikarp used splash

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago

"Jesus. So dumb."

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

What were these books called?

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

This one appears to be called "I Guess I'll Just Go Fuck Myself: Thanks for Nothing, Dickbag McShitstain." Hope this helps!

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

little critter. i had a video game of one of the books i used to play the shit out of as a kid.

[-] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Just Grandma and Me where they go to the beach? I had that one and now my kid plays the shit out of it too.

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[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

"Corn? When did I eats corn?"

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

This is the most alarming experience. Especially in the middle of winter when fewer things have corn readily included

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago

Cornshells are tough AF and we're shit at chewing.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

you're supposed to chew 30 times, but who has time for that

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

If you really want to discover something crazy, swallow some raisins whole.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 48 points 4 days ago

Do they come out as grapes

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

God I hope they re-hydrate and come out plump and poo water filled

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

The T-1000 variant

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

I auto downvote anything with fucking censorship

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 29 points 4 days ago
[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You have great reaction memes, and I'm shamelessly harvesting them.

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[-] CrayonMaster@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago

It has like 2 pixels of white on the u, I had to scroll back up to know what you were talking about.

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

https://sh.itjust.works/post/29385078

Edit: Also just so you know, your downvotes on 196 are just a shout into the void, considering blahaj has them disabled <3

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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

This censorship is so weak that I honestly think it's parody at this point.

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They say that's how the inventor of the machine gun had his eureka!

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Expound please.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

I'm allergic to corn, so I don't know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I'd consider not eating it again.

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 25 points 4 days ago

The outside of the kernel is very fibrous, so when chewing it's less about breaking down the outside and more like popping the insides out of its skin. We need all kinds of fiber in our diets, so the outside of the corn kernels passing through is just fine.

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