What we all picture every time someone tells us "Try not to get too political."

Elon Musk legally declared to be full of shit.

Yeah, fuck the two greatest movies of all time.

Oh my god, that many events? They must be putting him on some nightmare chemical regiment to keep that up.

For the love of god, just let him die.

I knew something was sus when they added the "Set Age of Consent: 0-99" setting.

There's only one kind of capitalism.

All that changes about it is the rate of profit, which inevitably falls.

And half of them jumped to Carson, apparently.

Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening there?!

Skinner: Misfired Hamas rocket?

Chalmers: Misfired Hamas rocket!?

That happened to hit a hospital,

that you already hit,

that you warned,

that you called a Hamas base after it was bombed,

and you celebrated bombing before deleting it half an hour later!?

Skinner: Yes!

Chalmers: May I investigate it?

Skinner: No.

For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle. Thus pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. It is bad because life is permanent warfare.

"That was a grown-up kiss. We'll do the rest when you get back."

Clogged ears are awful but they're one of the few ailments where you experience almost instant relief once they're taken care of.

It's another open world crafting base building survival game.

With zombies.