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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago

Yeah, because BIDEN IS IN CRISIS CONTROL.

It's not a good thing lmao

[-] context@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

yeah and trump is sit-back-and-enjoy

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Why show your hand while you're enemy is imploding?

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Oh my god, that many events? They must be putting him on some nightmare chemical regiment to keep that up.

For the love of god, just let him die.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

That surely includes his brain-dead effort when he spoke to Morning Joe on the phone. In fact - I wonder how many of these "public events" were ones open to the public where he talked for more than say ~5 minutes. Meet and greets are proof of life but not proof of mind.

Biden called in to Morning Joe today, reading from a script still glitched out multiple times - Hexbear

“I’m reading from a list of lies,” Biden says by phone on MSNBC.

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

Why isn’t the media covering Trump* right now!?

*the most reported on person of the 21st century

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

yeah, don't interrupt your opponent while they're shitting out they doodoo ass

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

a-little-trolling you see, I built my real estate empire by living rent free in the minds of my haters

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Nah-nah-nah! My daddy is greater than your daddy!

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

It would be funny if he's spent all this time doing all sorts of events coked up on some crazy chem regime, and then he dies anyway from old age melting his brain.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Young aide: "So, doc - will medical regimen make him like the bionic man?"

Old Doc Scranton: "Bionic? How old are you? Actually - never mind that. Google 'bionic' later. The regimen will make him seem much better than he is for... very roughly for two months. Maybe longer or maybe shorter."

Young aide: "And after that?"

Old Doc Scranton: "I can't say but it won't be good. It might get bad - in fact. You all better pray he makes it until election day. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

Young aide: "Is that something I should google too?"

Old Doc Scranton: "Yeap."

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I had too much fun typing that up. I'm going to reuse those characters at least one more time.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago
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