[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

consumption is tuberculosis

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

the liquid egg we get at work is mung bean based

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

cooking bratwurst is so boring, fuck. It's that and hot dogs tomorrow. Artless. Just sweating all day and putting char marks on shit.

I wanna see some fucked up German Thai fusion where it's brarwurst but all lime and peanut and cilantro and shit. why are people so uncreative with the infinite food possibilities before them

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

i simply did not damage my books 😌

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I hate how fucking hot it is in this fucking bathroom at work, I shouldn't have to take my shirt off and still be sweating my dick off while taking a shit

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I almost got hit by TWO different drivers on Tuesday, within minutes, and immediately encountered THREE other shitty drivers.

The first was a truck that ignored a stop sign and almost T boned me. The second was some jackass I guess not paying attention behind me because the car in front of me stopped, I stopped, and then I hear screeching brakes behind me and see this car turned at an angle like a foot behind me, almost fucking hit me

while i was looking behind me processing that, some dipshit turning left across traffic decided now was a good time to squeeeeeze through the narrow gap between my car and the one in front of me, fucking jackass

Then within literally a minute of that Im being tailgated real bad by some shithead who rides my ass until he peeled off into a turning lane at 60mph

Then I'm at the store, driving in front of it, car in front of me stops for pedestrians..... and then DOESN'T FUCKING MOVE. FOR LIKE, 30 SECONDS, WHILE I'M GOING HEY WHAT THE FUCK, THEN THEY START CREEPING FORWARD AT 2MPH AHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't know what fuck ass crack the executive chef and dining director are smoking but they're on this "no to go container" shit again. Like i don't know what's wrong with their broken brains that the value of higher morale, easier staffing, etc., doesn't clearly outweigh the piddly little cost of stryofoam containers and simply allowing people to take shit THAT IS GETTING THROWN AWAY ANYWAY. I'm going to fucking scream at both of them the next time I see them because I CAN'T FUCKING SIT DOWN AND EAT DURING DINNER so that basically means i can stay late eating after or I can go home and spend another fucking hour cooking for myself. I'm going to slay them with my fucking rage

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

current coverage started like yesterday lol

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

This isn't an endorsement of termites as morally superior btw I bet they'd probably eat ants too if they 1) were better at killing them and 2) weren't im-vegan

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

oh cool so if i can ever get surgery it might not even help

that sucks though, I'm really sorry :/ I have to shift around in the night or else my back ends up hurting... like pressure builds up in weird spots on my spine until I get it just right. if I HAD to lay on my left side I would be so screwed so many nights when it ends up feeling painful

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