consumption is tuberculosis
cooking bratwurst is so boring, fuck. It's that and hot dogs tomorrow. Artless. Just sweating all day and putting char marks on shit.
I wanna see some fucked up German Thai fusion where it's brarwurst but all lime and peanut and cilantro and shit. why are people so uncreative with the infinite food possibilities before them
I almost got hit by TWO different drivers on Tuesday, within minutes, and immediately encountered THREE other shitty drivers.
The first was a truck that ignored a stop sign and almost T boned me. The second was some jackass I guess not paying attention behind me because the car in front of me stopped, I stopped, and then I hear screeching brakes behind me and see this car turned at an angle like a foot behind me, almost fucking hit me
while i was looking behind me processing that, some dipshit turning left across traffic decided now was a good time to squeeeeeze through the narrow gap between my car and the one in front of me, fucking jackass
Then within literally a minute of that Im being tailgated real bad by some shithead who rides my ass until he peeled off into a turning lane at 60mph
Then I'm at the store, driving in front of it, car in front of me stops for pedestrians..... and then DOESN'T FUCKING MOVE. FOR LIKE, 30 SECONDS, WHILE I'M GOING HEY WHAT THE FUCK, THEN THEY START CREEPING FORWARD AT 2MPH AHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY
I don't know what fuck ass crack the executive chef and dining director are smoking but they're on this "no to go container" shit again. Like i don't know what's wrong with their broken brains that the value of higher morale, easier staffing, etc., doesn't clearly outweigh the piddly little cost of stryofoam containers and simply allowing people to take shit THAT IS GETTING THROWN AWAY ANYWAY. I'm going to fucking scream at both of them the next time I see them because I CAN'T FUCKING SIT DOWN AND EAT DURING DINNER so that basically means i can stay late eating after or I can go home and spend another fucking hour cooking for myself. I'm going to slay them with my fucking rage
oh cool so if i can ever get surgery it might not even help
that sucks though, I'm really sorry :/ I have to shift around in the night or else my back ends up hurting... like pressure builds up in weird spots on my spine until I get it just right. if I HAD to lay on my left side I would be so screwed so many nights when it ends up feeling painful
no im allergic