A creative exercise by an infantile mind, one we can only hope will in some way lead to positive growth

None of those top things will have any impact on androgenic alopecia except the lotion/shampoo, depending on the ingredients. Minoxidil+finasteride really does work, some folks get better results faster than others but consistent application will get you results inevitably. Any other drugs/chemicals claiming to prevent or reverse hair loss are at best unproven and are probably just a scam. Hair plugs are also a much better option than they used to be, a bit more of a pain in the ass on the front end but once it's done you never have to worry about going bald again for the rest of your life.

Tbf you don't have to keep a pet bird alone in an undersized cage, I used to follow some people on tiktok that did wildlife rehab for crows, they had an aviary built into their screened-in patio with something like a dog door to the outside, they would introduce new injured crows into the group through the screen to keep them from fighting then gradually move them into the common area, let them adjust and recover then leave when they wanted, a decent amount of the crows just stayed and would follow them around their farm through the day being awesome little pals

It's still the safest recreational substance in existence by a fantastically wide margin

It really is just the THC, but it requires absurd dosages consistently for an extended period. First I ever heard of hyperemesis syndrome was when a friend from high school managed to inflict it on himself during his first year in college, he was selling at the time so he had an endless supply of the strongest flower I'd ever encountered at that point and was constantly smoking as much as physically possible, but he's the only person I've ever met who did. I spent most of the past 5 years doing dabs several times a day and haven't even come close, it's not easy.

Maybe because they don't want deranged westerners ranting about their political grudges in a video game chat?

Accurate, drawing a straight line is surprisingly difficult

Sausage is meat, just ground up. People use the term "american cheese" to refer to a variety of products, ranging from almost all real cheese with a small percentage of emulsifier added, to shit like Kraft singles which is mostly milk protein concentrate and emulsifier with a small percentage of real cheese added (allegedly). The latter is usually labelled "pasteurized process cheese food/product" or something similar, US law forbids actually calling it cheese if the cheese content is less than 95% iirc

The article is definitionally incorrect, simple as

Clown

If you don't blame them for resorting to terrorism then it makes no sense for you to take issue with other people supporting them because of said terrorism. Whatever point you're trying to make you're failing.