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Lies! Deception! (lemmy.world)
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[-] digger@lemmy.ca 102 points 11 months ago

I worked there in college. I had to straighten these all the time because people tried to reach up and take one... Instead of the nicely folded ones that were within arm's reach.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago

We were hoping they hadn't been pawed over by the unwashed masses

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I wipe my ass with nice store towels.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Technically that counts as washing

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Oh, I guess I wash my balls.

Today I learned!

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 66 points 11 months ago

No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Nooooooooo!

[-] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Where is this? (Sorry, I'm an European, on the edge of the map)

[-] Steve@startrek.website 40 points 11 months ago

Bed Bath and beyond, a piece of shit home-goods store

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

May they rest in peace.

[-] alectrocute@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

A soon to be extinct retailer called Bed Bath And Beyond. Watch the Adam Sandler movie 'Click' for a full rundown of the brand.

[-] ledtasso@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My understanding was that overstock.com bought them for their brand only, and then changed their own name to Bed Bath & Beyond. So the old BB&B is now extinct, and overstock.com is now masquerading as BB&B.

If you go to overstock.com or o.co, both actually redirect to Bed Bath & Beyond now (which is presumably just a re-skinned version of the old overstock.com?)

[-] Ragincloo@lemmy.one 6 points 11 months ago

I second this question, where is this?

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 38 points 11 months ago

At first glance I thought these were towels on some rooftop and now I have the hardest time unseeing that

[-] WhiteRaven22@midwest.social 13 points 11 months ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I didn't expect the Spanish towel roof.

[-] z500@startrek.website 29 points 11 months ago

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Sorry, but your dream also died when they closed all of their stores earlier this year.

[-] bleph@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hey! No spoiler tag!? Some of us are still getting caught up on the last two seasons of reality

[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

Not all yet, the one with the ridiculous mark ups near me is still open somehow.

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Like the fake Marshall amp stacks at concerts.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

Or the fake lifeboats on cruise ships.

[-] souma@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Hey wait a minute

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wait till you hear about the plastic and play-dough "food" they use in advertisements and the glamour shots on a restaurant menu or order board.

[-] Dublin112@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Watching a video that showed how they do cheese for pizza makes seeing those commercials absolutely hilarious to me knowing its basically nothing but glue.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago

That's why you never go beyond

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

If you ever go Beyond, and find the Fell Beasts, just remember the Words of Power to banish them:

“Bed, Bath, and BEGONE!”

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wonder if there are some good practical reasons though. Like if they were to do this with real towels it could potentially be heavy and dangerous. If a bunch of towels did fall, it would be significant work to put them back, and now they'd be dirty from the floor the public has been walking all over.

Also, the fluorescent lights fade stuff pretty quick so if they didn't cycle inventory fast enough you'd see fading, and they'd fade at different rates due to being exposed for different lengths of time and look weird.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

but whats the point of pretending to be a dangerously overstocked warehouse? they would have done better with just a gigantic poster of ferris bueller in a towel.

[-] alectrocute@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago

It demonstrates they have stacks and stacks of towels and that they are to be fully trusted as your local towel authority.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Honestly, it did kind of psychologically have that effect. I remember thinking "Damn, these people have a shit load of towels. People must be buying a lot more towels than I do. Maybe I should be replacing my towels more often."

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Fuck towel authoritarians!

[-] Elderos@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have seen a doc about Home Depot (not the pictured store) some time ago. Apparently the overstocked facade was a big deal because those big stores want you to think they have everything that can possibly exist in their inventory so you only always go there and make no further stops.

Of course, it's smoke and mirror and a lot of stores adopted the big warehouse style for the same reasons. Some stores have legit empty boxes filled with crap all over. If you ever went into one of those store looking for something very specific tho, it is pretty apparent that they only overstock a few profitable items and the rest is no better, or worse than smaller locally-owned shops inventory-wise. Only exception around here would be Costco, which is a.legit warehouse.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I would say that they're worse than local hardware stores. Not only is it really difficult to get help in a Home Depot, but they rarely have any even remotely specialized. Lets say you need a specialized gasket to fix your bidet. Home Depot probably doesn't have it, and if they do, they'll make you search for it for an hour, and then make you buy 12 of them for $10. The local hardware store will have a little white haired dude who knows exactly what you need, exactly where it is, will explain how to prevent it from going bad again, and will sell you one gasket for 37 cents.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

At least near me, I've found ACE Hardware to still be like this, despite being a big name chain.

[-] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 5 points 11 months ago

I think they are all locally owned though. Every ACE in my area is like this, smaller but with helpful knowledgeable staff who either take care of you or tell you where to go if they don’t have it.

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

My guess is that you never had the (dis)pleasure of shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond or Linens & Things.

Both stores featured stuff like this. A relatively small footprint for a "superstore", that did a lot by drawing your attention upwards to generate a sense of space. Every "department" had stuff like this, showing inventory 10-20 feet off the floor on very high shelves. Meanwhile the floorplan was rather claustrophobic and not somewhere you want to be on a busy shopping day. But if you needed to outfit a kitchen, bathroom, and a bedroom all on one trip, it was the the place to go.

Anyway, it's no surprise that there was stuff like this going on purely for show. Makes sense, actually. You wouldn't want staff restocking on ladders half the time.

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[-] sag@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

It's real? Bro

[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Instead they just have hundreds divided by 5.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They have twenties of them

Edit: Scores, they have scores of them

[-] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 11 points 11 months ago

why yes I'd like to buy all of your towels

....sir, um.

now I'd like to sue you for fraud!

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I worked at K-Mart in the towels section when Martha Stewart started her line. Trust me when I say there were hundreds, there were. I was in a very busy store at Green Acres mall in NY Queens and people loved to mess up my wonderfully folded towels.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I'm 40 and I just found out right now!

I prefer it tbh, less waste this way.

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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

Real towels would certainly flatten over time and look really unappealing anyway. But it's a good reality check for sure!

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Is this an Ikea reference? I'm not trendy enough to get it.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

No. Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

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