I would let myself die because this scene is so far removed from the laws of physics that I spent my life studying and my entire career would now be completely worthless.

Many people mix him up with Dean Kamen, who actually invented the Segway.

Presumably they picked the repo because it will auto-merge MRs if they pass testing even without human approvals. Glad they caught it and good work to everyone involved, but I'm gonna file this one under my "fuck around, find out" folder.

A football is WAY bigger than a grenade, and football was way less popular in the 40s because 1. Baseball came first and 2. Baseball is better in person and TVs sucked. Even if more people play football now, it's still better to design grenades around baseballs because you spend more time practicing with a ball in baseball, and only one person per team knows how to throw a football.

I can only laugh. You bought a console on the hopes that Rockstar would not only announce a new GTA game, but also release that game before said console would be replaced with a newer generation of consoles. You must have never followed the release of a Rockstar game before.

I had my sample destroyed the day they went public.

Lemmings is just the best name for us. It's so anti-corporate, you can rest assured not a single PR team would ever greenlight it in the history of PR teams. We don't need a PR team to approve our nickname, we don't want a PR team to approve our nickname, we don't want to have anything to do with whatever a PR team wants.

In case anyone was unsure, lemmings don't even jump off cliffs, that was literally just Disney staff throwing lemmings off cliffs like a bunch of psychopaths.

Dang I really called it

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Yes, but layoffs and rehiring has a 40% reduced blowback potential in press than pay cuts, so some manager will get a nice bonus this year for handling it well.

This is horrible but I can't help but laugh. "Okay, about 80 people are stuck here because their ships ran aground last night. No one knows they're here, so they have no way to leave unless we help them, so the logical decision here is to simply murder them until there are none left. All in favor of this, say aye!"

There are two types of games. There are games where locations are unnamed, and there's CSGO, where Hog Dog is an extremely specific place.