[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

I would let myself die because this scene is so far removed from the laws of physics that I spent my life studying and my entire career would now be completely worthless.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Almost certainly, they're counting on their "audits" consisting of a script that looks for "$500 per week" in the descriotion to confirm that they're posting ads.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Many people mix him up with Dean Kamen, who actually invented the Segway.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

I can only laugh. You bought a console on the hopes that Rockstar would not only announce a new GTA game, but also release that game before said console would be replaced with a newer generation of consoles. You must have never followed the release of a Rockstar game before.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

I had my sample destroyed the day they went public.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Lemmings is just the best name for us. It's so anti-corporate, you can rest assured not a single PR team would ever greenlight it in the history of PR teams. We don't need a PR team to approve our nickname, we don't want a PR team to approve our nickname, we don't want to have anything to do with whatever a PR team wants.

In case anyone was unsure, lemmings don't even jump off cliffs, that was literally just Disney staff throwing lemmings off cliffs like a bunch of psychopaths.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago
[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Yes, but layoffs and rehiring has a 40% reduced blowback potential in press than pay cuts, so some manager will get a nice bonus this year for handling it well.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Apparently this is a lady he met after he broke up with Kim and he makes her wear super weird shit. She's also way younger than him.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

This is horrible but I can't help but laugh. "Okay, about 80 people are stuck here because their ships ran aground last night. No one knows they're here, so they have no way to leave unless we help them, so the logical decision here is to simply murder them until there are none left. All in favor of this, say aye!"

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

There are two types of games. There are games where locations are unnamed, and there's CSGO, where Hog Dog is an extremely specific place.

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