I think Hildawg was so incredibly unappealing that people decided to vote for Anyone But Hillary. It made absolutely no sense for her to be the candidate right after the Obama admin. People who loved Obama would hate her for the racism and the weird death threat that her campaign put out when she was running against him, and people who hated Obama saw her more or less as an Obama clone without any of his charisma. She was a candidate made for people who write opinion articles and nobody else.

I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.

So sad to see that Hamas runs the New York Times 😔

Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.

If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

A lot of bougies are building their doomsday bunkers in New Zealand, so based on that alone I'd guess NZ is safe. Then again, if the wealthy are good at anything it's being very confidently wrong, so maybe not.

As long as it's an indoor child. If you let your kid outside it's just going to end up killing a ton of birds.

Thankfully it was only a warship, if it was a balloon things might have gotten serious.

You can see the dino-ancestry of birds if you look at a chicken's feet.

I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.