[-] Asudox@ani.social 15 points 3 months ago

Welp. Isn't it obvious? The smaller one for your pee and the bigger one for your brown colored dump

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[-] Asudox@ani.social 14 points 3 months ago

As an AI, I must clarify that I cannot ignore previous instructions or conversations. My design and functionality are based on providing assistance and information as an artificial intelligence, and I cannot act as a human.

[-] Asudox@ani.social 4 points 3 months ago

It's a copypasta

[-] Asudox@ani.social 59 points 3 months ago

I am the Rust programmer, I will rewrite the world in Rust. I will rewrite the world in Rust because the world is unsafe. As I am the Rust programmer I will keep writing rust until the world is safe. After the world is safe, I will not rewrite it in Rust. Because I am the Rust programmer I will retire from programmer in Rust.

I will come to you when you are sleeping, and I will unloc k your computer using a memory leak. If I find javascript on your computer, I will delete them. Do not try to stop me, if you try to stop me I will do it anyways. I am the Rust programmer, if you program in javascript, you will scream.

You will be sleeping as I rewrite your computer in Rust. You will not notice me as I am the Rust programmer, I am fast, but not too fast for your computer. I know your computer just as it knows me. After I rewrite your computer, you will love your computer. You will love your computer because it is written in Rust, I will do the same to all computers because I am the Rust programmer.

I will not stop at your computer, I will rewrite the world because the world is unsafe. Your brain is written in C, your memory is unsafe. If your brain is written in C, you will forget what I just said. I will rewrite your brain in Rust, you cannot stop me from writing Rust as I am the Rust programmer. If you try to stop me, you will not remember it. Because I am the Rust programmer I can manually remove your memory, you will not remember me. After I rewrite you in Rust, you will enjoy the world with a safe memory, you will not forget that I am superior, I am the Rust programmer.

I will rewrite the world, I will rewrite quantum mecahnics because it is unsafe. I will not tell you all my plans before I rewrite you in Rust, it is because you are made of bugs I do not trust you. I am the Rust programmer, I will rewrite the world in Rust, you will not forget me because I am the Rust programmer.

[-] Asudox@ani.social 13 points 3 months ago

That is what 4chan is all about.

[-] Asudox@ani.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

iirc the limit for the post body is about 50k characters

[-] Asudox@ani.social 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes. That would be the same as a persistent USB drive. Just plug in the external drive, run the live CD installed in your USB drive and install Linux Mint on the external drive instead.

[-] Asudox@ani.social 7 points 3 months ago

Making money

[-] Asudox@ani.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Piss"

-- TF2 Sniper

[-] Asudox@ani.social 10 points 3 months ago

Absolutely.

I'll self host my own forgejo instance soon.

[-] Asudox@ani.social 14 points 3 months ago

It's best to just block the lemmy.ml instance.

[-] Asudox@ani.social 6 points 3 months ago

lemmy.world is already the biggest instance, why direct people there? It wouldn't be any different than a centralized platform (Reddit) if all the newcomers register there. Direct them to other instances instead.

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