I have to do it just walking around the house. If I'm not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I'm not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I've joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

Have to wait until it's on special then stock up :)

/me is pleased.

On my Motorola a long press of volume up skips to next track. There's also some trick where your tap on the back of the phone and that's play / pause but I rarely use that.

Hopefully PieFed will do that one day. In the mean time they combine comments from all posts with the same link, which is half way there.

The heel of the right shoe will wear out faster probably.

Nice one :)

¼*⅓ chance of getting it right.

.. Does that equal 1/7? My phone doesn't have a shortcut for it.

"What day is it?"

If I'm alone I'll just randomly ask myself now and then.

Gluteus overhang?

Google Lens can probably get it in seconds.

If you can hum and whistle at the same time you might have a chance.

Needs painting again. It's been ten years, and it's weatherboard.

Costs money. And time.