I was biking through a wooded path when some masked (N95) Zoomer gamer and his little fairy (possibly gay) accomplices jumped me. He took my e-bike, which I've named Epona-bike and I could see a Switch2 stuffed into one of his pockets. I followed them into a dark cave but fell down some hole into a wet cavern. Down there he did some weird shaking-dance thing (that he probably got off Tiktok) and magically took away my gaming capabilities -- turning me into a gaming "scrub." He took off with one of the fairies, but the one named Tattle got separated from them and was trapped with me. They recommended we work together to get out of the cavern.

I followed him through the cave to inside a clock tower in a place called Termina. There was guy with a van filled with stolen consoles who said he could help me retrieve my gaming abilities from the Gamer Kid if I retrieve the stolen Switch 2 for him that the Gamer Kid. This town is preparing for a carnival or something.

I apologize to any french-canadian women on here. You don't deserve this.

Paid crisis actors.

Not sure if anyone on the train is staring out the window, let alone able to pick up on an explosive detonation when in reality they aren't giant orbs of flame like they are in movies.

^ Guy that doesn't understand anything.

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm really fuckin' good at separating art from the artist.

The dude that directed this is working on a Jetsons reboot or something, so prepare for Abundance Liberalism. Which I guess the original was anyway, but yeah.

That website I screenshot is the website where fascist-Canadian Joshua Boyle met his American mormon wife while he also made edits to fascist Wikipedia pages and also wookipedia pages and then tried to join the taliban in Afghanistan or something and then sexually abused his wife while they were captured.

Notice the last post in the previous general megathread before it was locked and a new one started.

https://hexbear.net/post/5016253?sort=New

Coincidence? I think not.

Motion seconded.

Motion granted.

Defederating.

"This is the pig." The rest of the emojis can remained unposted, that's up to you. But this is not up to you. Now you will get an upbear if you do good. And you will get 2 DMs if you do bad. Goodnight.

You're in both threads, and you're scared.

I get even more scared when I see you posted it.

And then I realize what it is.

There's a pig. At the bottom of the page.

He's the one you've posted. I can see his massive balls. I can see his feces.