My dad used to prank people in the neighborhood by writing on their windows with soap. When they clean it off they have clean windows. If you don't want to spray paint a car use brightly colored soap, possibly with glitter if you really want to be a bitch.

How in the heck did magnesium oil foot spray become a thing? The sole of your foot evolved to keep stuff out. Why make that the entry point? Is that onion salesman back with his sock hacks again!?

I've been known to stay awake at night singing a song in my head. The tune, lyrics, and percussion are valueless to my life but my brain gobbles it up. I can recreate every part in my head. Memorizing stuff for school is impossible. Memorizing stuff for my job is somewhere in between. The real stupid part is I was in band back in middle school, wasn't great at all, but for some reason that's my brains jam. Ain't that some shit?

I don't have any advice, I just feel your pain and hope you figure something out.

Don't forget about the janitors still going in to work!

Taco Supreme

Did anyone hear Hail Holy Queen with a clap track? Why hasn't that been tradition since Clinton? What are my tax dollars even doing? They really could do much better.

Yes. Reddit. Land of good faith void of passive aggression.

I don't know that I'm cool with you comparing dogs like that

all of that can still be eaten and I'm not convinced it was/wasn't

Best to join a dismissive depression meme community and self diagnose as medication resistant

"I take care of mine and muh own. Good ol bwah!"

I don't recognize him