it gets better once you have full control of the whip, i think that happens in super castlevania 4

juat wait til you get to simons quest, which is the game that pretty much created the gamer review format when AVGN uploaded his review in 2004

but i like smelling like pineapples and coconuts

dont play games with me, spacenoodle

how does a cop not have a license? huh?

trump has the thickest skull the very best they say they tell me they say donald your skull, and these are world class doctors the very best they say donald your skull its so thick you have the thickest skull it could stop a bullet and it could believe me it could thats what they tell me i dont know if thats true but hey

i did not know walkable cities was a far right movement. wow. you learn something new everyday i guess

everyone i know calls 50mg "50%"

everyone.

bring your own pint glass. and a lawyer to every bar you go to. bam ez money

i cant believe they managed to get blink-182 in there bahahaha

if a woman has a period and has had sex, there is a good chance a fertilized egg was probably somewhere around the blood, making every woman in Alabama who has had sex a possible serial killer

there is also a lot of communities about programming and linux

there's only 1 common denominator here. we are all nerds

men are so compliment starved they'd live off that high for years