It's a license to print money, they'd be stupid not to.

This is a perfectly apt description... My background allows me to appreciate highly defensive games, but my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD are the boooooooring

The pylons have a really weird weight distribution and it makes it really easy for them to fall in the floor and push the pedals when no one is in there.

Source: Have had a similar scenario play out in a much smaller, less crowded venue.

Used to do this in college all the time... drink the good shit myself then bring the shit that tastes like paint thinner to the party in the same bottle. Just make sure you pour the first drink so no on realizes it's open already.

Teach him to use it and send him down the path of one of the most frustrating career paths in existence...

Developer: Hey, I think the network is broken

Network Engineer: Okay, lemme check 30 seconds later nope, looking good, what's up?

Developer: There's a network issue, I ran this new code and lost everything.

NE: That's... not really how the network works...

Dev: I'm a Developer, I know how the network works.

NE: Really...? Do you know how servers work?

Dev: Yes, of course. ..

NE: Then why didn't you look that your code crashed the VM you were using and you need to restart it...

Dev: ...so it was a network issue?

NE: ...

Dev: to other Devs Hey guys, don't worry, it was a network issue, but I got them to do their job for once and fix it.

NE: resumes recreational liver destruction

Owning a building/business while gay is a felony in Missouri...

How did Pat Buchanan get 0.2% of the Russian vote?

I generally ignore almost everything posted in this sub... but this has caught my attention. I'll be watching your career with great interest.

Never donated to Wikipedia before... this shit changed that in a hurry.

Blatant skepticism replaced with cautious optimism

I kind of took it like time progressed during the pause in the final episode, so even though Professor reset it there was still some advancement based on the atomic calendar.

I genuinely laughed at the episode a handful of times... I've got no complaints so far.

Except for the fact that Fry told me to binge no less than 10 episodes, and they only released one.