I'm literally about to pipe some cupcakes when I see this post. Unfortunately I'm all out of rat. Can I substitute squirrel?

At that point you've already invested so much of your health and money to get there, a harmless lie to justify it all is fine.

I'm pretty sure all those cuts are human so this is perfectly normal.

Overthrowing a democracy is expensive

Well I don't plan my trips last minute like some harlot.

I wish I was compared to a cow. People usually tell me I resemble a jackass.

In case you were worried they have an accessory that will channel your farts directly to the face mask. Metadox knows what gamers want.

Jake Tapper is a fool reading what he was told to. Not a journalist or reporter. CNN has been captured by the right.

The only thing that is real is that ring

I watched the news report and the anchor at the end asked "what do these people want the city to do?" As if she wasn't even watching the damn report. Why not ask the question "when will the city and the police do their job?"