I saw a solution to this and many other problems on the television the other day:

By getting into a great depression

Fox News views by dementia patients is still at an all time high.

And German chocolate cake from Deutschschokoladenkuchen

Google should send them a $50 Play store card instead

I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.

Locking up these people is a good way to support the prison industry now that weed is legal.

I read this list in a completely random order starting in the middle. ¯\(ツ)/¯

I can see the future... In the next 48 hours Trump (or Vance) will do/say something incredibly stupid and everyone will forget about this assassination attempt.

That goat was already betrothed to another