[-] Blackout@fedia.io 45 points 2 months ago

Side effects include: Diarrhea of the mouth Puckered eyes Orangification Everything computer

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 50 points 8 months ago

I worked for an industrial auction company where I had to cold call plants that were being closed down or going bankrupt. These guys received dozens of calls a day from people like us while they were dealing with losing their jobs. Trying to buy all the equipment and profit on their ill fortune.

The goal was to be the first to call them before any of the other places. So once I had to break the news to the plant manager they were getting shut down. Sometimes the information was bad and nothing was happening to their plant but they still got tons of calls from vultures looking to pick their bones. It was a shameful job and all for just $32k a year. The owner had 2 rolls Royce phantoms and a private jet.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 50 points 9 months ago

Made in China with the latest in Tin technology

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 47 points 9 months ago

Those tariffs did exactly what they were supposed to do. Push smaller competitors out of the market and allow price increases from the bigger companies. Even with those tariffs the price from China was still much cheaper, all he did was ramp up inflation. Literally no one won.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 49 points 9 months ago

They had to. It's far too dangerous for him to be near actual water. If his diaper gets too saturated it will drag him under.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 44 points 10 months ago

It's gotta be a low bar. Just don't believe in 19th century health conspiracies. You had to have been dropped constantly as a baby to believe vaccines are dangerous.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 49 points 10 months ago
[-] Blackout@fedia.io 47 points 10 months ago

Are they going to require government monitors if you own a CNC machine next?

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 46 points 10 months ago

Why IVF and not cancer?

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 49 points 10 months ago

It really should have been stopped anyway. Raw flour is not an acceptable ingredient to be spreading everywhere. I feel sorry for her seat neighbors

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 50 points 10 months ago

When you're least expecting it... I will be there. Watch your back... for the tickle monster. And his knife... of love

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