The libs, who seem to be way more aghast at violent rhetoric than actual violence.

I was wondering why I wasn't getting any campaign texts and then I checked my spam and found this masterpiece:

BodyBySisyphus, it’s Kamala Harris. I am turning to you because you are among my most dedicated supporters.

Here's the truth: The polls have tightened, the attack ads have intensified, and tonight marks the final end-of-month deadline of this election.

I know it might seem like giving $5 or $50 with so little time left won't make a difference, but we need you.

Yada Yada yada give us your money

I'm tickled by the implied self-own of calling me her most dedicated supporter

Brb getting my shirt redone to "People enacting a belief system predicated on murdering people and stealing their land deserve to be opposed with ~~lethal~~ proportional force" to see if that tempers the controversy a little.

Blows my mind that there are people who'd rather have billions of dollars and live in a bunker for the rest of their lives than have a comparatively modest existence in a flourishing environment with fresh air and sunshine, and that those people are being trusted to make decisions for the rest of us, but here we are.

Jill Stein living rent free in AOC's head has been extremely funny.

Crops rotting because Palestinians can't harvest them

So who exactly was it that "made the desert bloom"?

I'm gonna move to Hollywood and make a version of Saw where the torture chamber is full of libs and the puppet keeps lecturing them on how much worse the torture could be so they need to just put up with the torture they're getting.

Human life cannot be wrongfully destroyed without incurring the wrath of God

Atlas died and got reincarnated as the word "wrongfully" in this sentence.

One of the highest paid people I know got her first job out of school at her parents' company. Wonder if that had anything to do with it.

Would you say your ethnic identity is more Kraft or Hellmann's?

"Many people were responsible for this failure, therefore no one can be held responsible."

Yeah, it sure was a man's world back the-

Wait, is that supposed to be Jackie Robinson? Jackie Robinson had no ceilings on his dreams?

And who's that next to - SIR I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR DREAMS ARE BUT I NEED YOU TO RETURN THE BABY