I was wondering why I wasn't getting any campaign texts and then I checked my spam and found this masterpiece:

BodyBySisyphus, it’s Kamala Harris. I am turning to you because you are among my most dedicated supporters.

Here's the truth: The polls have tightened, the attack ads have intensified, and tonight marks the final end-of-month deadline of this election.

I know it might seem like giving $5 or $50 with so little time left won't make a difference, but we need you.

Yada Yada yada give us your money

I'm tickled by the implied self-own of calling me her most dedicated supporter