Such a punchable face. Damn

Scissors in packaging you need scissors to open.

Magic the Gathering

How the fuck is meta the most used means of that information being given to those who need it? What the fuck man how did we let that happen. Imagine the places that haven’t had something to test their systems of communication. Damn.

Popsicle looks like Hitler.

I’m in the hospital and on many medications and I thought you were asking if you could remove part of the spider without harming the spider.

A private school I used to go to banned Listerine breath strips, the ones you put on your tongue, because too many kids were using them.

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

This is better.

What’s more infuriating that a post complaining about someone else complaining? Probably one complaining about a post complaining about someone else complaining.