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[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 32 points 7 months ago
[-] Boggy@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Oh damn it, I was looking for the department of department department. That's on the other side of town.

[-] Boggy@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

My dad works there. Had him take a picture.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Ask him if they're still open. I need to file a form to file the form to file the form about a claim claiming a claimant.

[-] Boggy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

No he left sorry. Also his stutter would make asking that ridiculous.

[-] SamWoof03@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It’s department all the way

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

Man, don't you hate it when

[-] Prestron@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

“Sorry, you dialed Department Of. What you need is Department If. Happens all the time.”

[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago
[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

This would never happen to the Department of Redundancy Department

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Gotta renew my license to

[-] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago

What if we

At the department of

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago
[-] SamWoof03@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

And it's probably mostly just cum and 10 copies of bulletstorm inside

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Now that you're here, there's only 9 copies left

[-] _g_be@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Wrong extension .... for army, please dial 9

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Ah fuck, this reminded me I need to

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

That’s what the Dept of Control looks like on the outside

[-] sandalbucket@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Love these guys! They really helped me out one time, they can handle anything related to

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Alright, the joke is starting to

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

I accidentally the department. What should I do?

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Oh, good. I need to renew my

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

aw hell nah the department of unreality has manifested once more

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I was hoping you could help me with

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

2005 wants its indie rock band name back.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

A better indie rock band name would be

[-] powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The precise locat

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

I think you accidentally a word

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I just called to complain about the.

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