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[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 month ago

Phil is a menace and must be stopped

[-] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 61 points 1 month ago

If Phil won't obey, you're gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.

[-] Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

You misunderstand. Phil's abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That is the exact behavior I expect from a rabbit.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Fucking thank you

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

[-] Mniot@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago

Some people think, "oh this witch leaving a note means she's really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb." It's not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

“Never ~~rub~~ rob another man’s rhubarb!”

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago
[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you're touching another's rhubarb you should not ~~rubber~~ rob her.

[-] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Wars have been fought for less Phil.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sorry, the word rhubarb,, in my brain, now links directly to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

I've only seen the spoken version of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can't spell it in German.

[-] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fantastic. I did feel like that should be the case.

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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