WYM, warned? Warnings are used for bad things.
Yea, its nice and all, but have you ever got your back scratched?
So the goal is creating a completely destroyed human being. No resocialisation or anything?
Hä? Blitzer rein und die Kommune hat wieder Geld. Der Rückbau erschließt sich mir nicht.
Now I don't know their english name but maybe do not forage this kind of mushroom...
Rice is rice (na naah naah na na)
It is fantasy but if you like hillarious and (in part) absurd stuff, read anything by Terry Pratchett. I personally would recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!". Be aware that there are over 30 books by him out there. There are multiple guides on which to read first to get the best start.
Most agree that it is not the best idea to start with the book he wrote first.
NEVER put lemon juice in an omelette. Absolutely disgusting. Once tried it, not following any recipe. Never again.
To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.
You might want to look at Robin Hobbs' work.
Und alle Musiker so "Hä, was soll denn ein Desportunternehmen sein?!"
Please get help in having a more positive lookout to life. Be it therapy, a new and (hopefully) fulfilling hobby, philosophy, anything. And, on the other side of the same problem: try getting rid of habits that make you unhappy. Otherwise you are going to spiral downward.