I go into Social media
"using advanced AI, we have determined there will be more crime in the high crime area"
Police say they were killed by a "high powered rifle"
Would be delicious if it was an AR15
Thank you for doing what you can to enrich the lives of prisoners
We didn't know we were making memories, we were just having fun
A Plane Disintegrates After Colliding With The World Trade Center in New York City, Police Say
Had to double check this wasn't fake news
So, Professor Karen, you are a woman's studies teacher and feminist. You want all men to die then?
Not at all. I care deeply about how society is destroying men. Bell Hooks once said "The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence toward women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves."
Bell Hooks? Don't mind if I do
Drops a comically large church bell covered in fish hooks on the Professor
There are two kinds of catholics: Cool ones and rule ones. USA would be several times worse if it was the rules lawyer dork catholics, it would be a much better country if it was the cool catholics that drink
Think, Kharkov, think. What will you still have after 500 years?
I'll still have you, DU rounds
Crazy that out of the original "squad" AOC became the sellout and Ayanna became principled
Apologies to all AOC haters a few years back, you called it like Babe Ruth pointing out where his home run ball would land