I've always loved Mace Windu telling someone "your chances come in two sizes: slim and fat" in an old Star Wars Novell called Shatterpoint.

My favorite system message is GRUB's "bailing out, you're on your own. Good luck"

Stupid Ukrainian, don't they know that the way you're supposed to deal with Supreme Court corruption is to ignore it and argue against any effort to impose an ethics standard on the court?

Next week's article: "Tennessee Republican David Hooven's mistress has alleged..."

I use "ass hat" and "clusterfuck" regularly.

It's because everything is American politics. There's only two kinds of people in this world: Americans, and Americans who don't yet know they're American. We're just giving the Americans who don't yet know their own little space so they don't annoy us

She really should be disbarred for that statement, since it shows that she is too separated from reality to effectively practice law

That's because Elon Musk invented the the X11 windowing system and Richard Stallman stole it from him, clearly.

What do you mean, "your own country with no fireworks?" Listen, buddy, the whole world celebrates the Fourth of July, when Jesus descended from Heaven to bring freedom l the idea of Freedom and the Constitution to our founding fathers!

I believe that's called a "money shift."

Because when you do it, it ends up costing a lot of money because it can grenade engines, transmissions, or both

Rollerblades or skates. Absolutely no surveillance/tracking (except for the external shit that no one can get away from) and you build a fantastic ass!

The original Deus Ex. The storyline, the way the game world reacted to your actions and made it feel like your actions were relevant to the world around you instead of just being a static place where stuff happened to you...