[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

It wouldn't be hard to meet my expectations, just don't be worse than Skyrim. Skyrim already was a watered down mostly boring experience, surely you can match that or, god forbid, do better.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago

Needs to train their dog worse, if anything lol.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago

That's insulting to Carmarck considering how intelligent and talented the man is. Sweeney is a mediocre programmer and a hack businessman at best.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

L O L

Of course it's Kotaku.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago

Implying we aren't mostly disgruntled boomers here.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 8 months ago

Sorry, I only have Steam Gift cards... đŸ˜•

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago

It's just another round of excuses for the lackluster state of modern RPGs, and I don't even think BG3 is that good, it's just that the bar is so fucking low that something decent like BG3 gets touted as the best RPG in years, because in truth it sadly is.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago

I remember when he got stabbed... A shame he didn't die.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago

What the hell does toxoplasmosis have to do with liking cats?

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's a hard question, but the first two games that came to mind were Final Fantasy XV and Snowrunner.

FFXV is just... There's no nice way of saying it, it's garbage. A huge open world with nothing interesting in it, the story is pure nonsense and it's all full of holes, the characters are generic jrpg fodder, the shallow combat literally plays itself and you don't even get to drive the damn car yourself. I was never a fan of the series, but after that one I swore off it completely.

And Snowrunner is just utterly disappointing, for a game that describes itself as a "driving sim" the physics are horrendous, the trucks squid all over the place and they have no traction whatsoever, the entire game revolves around you driving from point A to B through the most sadist maps imaginable, if you get stuck or flip over you have to start everything from start and it's such a slow game, I can't stress this enough it's glacial slow. It's just incredibly frustrating and stressful, coming from Euro Truck Simulator 2 (a game that I consider zen like) this was just torturous.

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