This is actually quite disappointing PP has a legitimate independent opponent that is center right and doesn't adhere to CPC politics.
The Longest Ballot Committee has lost the plot on this one. I never supported them but if this is their level of political acumen than I would argue they do more harm than good.
Well you better hope Michael Faraday didn't get any bonuses from St. Peter or else we'll be guessing what super powers he'll get from you!