I knew someone who more or less said this unironically. When I called him out on it, he blocked me.

Santa Claus cargo cult

Wow, those MACHINES are much more GIANT than the ones at The Western Museum of Mining and Industry

Jeremy failson more like

His mom invented Paddington Bear: https://www.theautopian.com/today-i-learned-the-original-paddington-bear-was-made-for-jeremy-clarkson/

I might get some of the "FULLY COOKED" labels and wear them on my shirt when I'm having a bad day.

A few years ago I got some labels that said "For Rectal Use Only" and stuck them to a bunch of large objects on April Fools' Day. Maybe that's how The Algorithm discovered my fascination with weird labels.

The German urge to paint things in blocks of primary colors

lol

Do you mean he's a sellout because he endorsed Biden or did I miss something?

We've run across this guy and some of his followers online. I'm not 100% sure if there's something shady going on, but it sure seems like it. His friends seem really eager to create divisions between leftists. Either he's kind of an ineffective idiot, or a fed, or both.

They should replace the batteries with a giant flywheel

This happens in the sci-fi novel A Half Built Garden by Ruthanna Emrys

Very cool! How would someone get involved in this sort of thing?