I don’t have to read this article to know exactly what it says

This is Brian Regan's joke from 1992

Oh yeah, that’s a gape

Ask Mrs. Owl for the real wisdom.

Had to keep suggesting them until we landed on a shortlist of names she hasn’t yelled out in frustration. She was a teacher.

Katerina Witt. Because of one performance I saw during my especially formative years.

Well he didn’t go to cat college for years to be called MR Panko

In my head canon, this cat is a rich aunt from a Wes Anderson movie named Tabitha Covingtess. Her role would be understated but pivotal and she would steal every scene.

Just in time for Halloween. Let’s all get this dress, make Rorschach masks and terrorize CEOs.

Not since the video about aluminum can manufacturing have I sat inexplicably spellbound for the entire thing.

“Go then, there are other worlds than these.”