Same devs that made a sports game where the best player’s a kid in a wheelchair? Can’t fool me, woke mob

It started out incredibly cheap ($15 mo for six people), and includes a Spotify style music streaming service

Thank you, Vimium has recently been getting out of whack for me. Whenever I use it to scroll, the clickable areas don’t scroll at the same rate until I use my trackpad to scroll, which really defeats the purpose of keyboard navigation

How in the hell has George Saunders not been brought up wtf?

Aside from native proton, being able to do everything (easily) from the controller. It's amazing how often you still need a mouse, or just the windows key, in windows :(

Excel does always seem to be the thing people can’t substitute, which is weird because it doesn’t seem terribly more complicated than Word (?)

Gears of War rules. Just a bunch of yoked bros talking about their feelings while shooting bugs

Don’t know how close this gets to what you want, but I really dig my Withings steel. Small watch, standard analog face with step tracking subdial and a tiny lcd display that you can set to show different stats from the watch. You need an app to set it up, since it only has a single button for input, but after that I think you can just uninstall the app and be fine for the alarms you set up, heart rate readout, and whatever custom step goal you set. Also it lasts a month on a charge, which is absolutely awesome if you hate charging these damned things as much as I do

“He has never been known to use a word that might cause the reader to check with a dictionary to see if it is properly used,” and its consequences.

Not sure which balloon she’s referring to, but I imagine it’s the one from the Illinois bottle cap and balloon club (or whatever it’s actually called, they took the name lovingly from the movie Up). No one ever explicitly confirmed that’s the balloon that got got… but literally every piece of evidence points to one of them being theirs. Hobbyist balloon club, so at least no weather data was destroyed!

Disappointed to see no one’s recommended The Other Guys. While not strictly a critique of capitalism, it’s directly related to how fucked the ’08 bailout was, written and directed by the same guy who did the big short. And it’s mega funny.