[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

"X, the Everything App"

We already have one of those, it's called WeChat.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

If he were to be assassinated for this, he wouldn't even be the first Kennedy to be assassinated by the volcel deep state.

That's right, JFK was assassinated by the volcel police for hornyposting on 1963's TikTok (which I assume is some sort of telegram) over Marilyn Monroe.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

It's 2024, do you still believe the narrative that China was doing a "secret genocide" (if you turn your gaze to Gaza you'll realise genocides aren't actually that easy to hide even when Isr*el tries their very best) and the only person to notice is a German homophobe funded by the US State Department named Adrian Zenz and he broke the news to every newspaper in the west, who proceeded to run the stories without fact checking anything?

Wild

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I like it. Idk the history or background of the American guy but if he's like a Filthy Frank style edgelord I'm pretty sure it's a good thing he's grown up and moved away from it.

As for the show itself, some of the messages aren't exactly bad. The video game executive that's sitting on an IP to not make new games with until nostalgia gets to the point where they can make them a DLC character for the Fortnite/Smash Bros stand in gets murdered on screen and that's the good ending. The TV executive that micromanages a TV show to maximise appeal and profit gets murdered in live TV and the entire crowd cheers. There's a scene of a worker with 6 arms stocking shelves while his boss is a guy with no arms, calling him slow and useless and threatening to fire him despite the fact that he's the only employee and does all the work.

If anything the show makes fun of edgy people, possibly as atonement, to the point where the antagonist of the week, the edgy nihilists, get humiliated in front of a crowd and get murdered. Another episode has this evil scientist who thinks the world is fucked and he can replace people with his own homunculi to create a better world and he's shown to be a socially inept NEET who lives in his brother's house rent free.

Edit: also, as for the McDonalds Rick and Morty viral video, that was staged. The guy hates Rick and Morty fans with a passion so he threw a public tantrum under the guise of a Rick and Morty fan to make them look bad. It's still cringe, but in a different way.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Counterpoints:

1: the instruction manual for my guillotine is in French. How am I supposed to figure out where to put a king's neck and where to place his body if I can't read le manuel d'utilisation??

2: Debout, les damnés de la terre

Debout, les forçats de la faim

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Angela: "Tesla, take me to where I am meant to go"

Tesla: "You have selected: brutal death. Buckle up"

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Cheese that cannot legally be labelled cheese outside of the US, likely in a can

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Mixing up slang from completely different decades and when called out on it, pull the "I'm a Chinese immigrant and English is my second language" card.

No cap, the vibes are so jive, it's giving me the blues.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

You can literally watch videos of the Shanghai Maglev, on YouTube, right now. It connects the city to the airport, and Shanghai is a major business hub, westerners go there all the time.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Top mod of non credible defense

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Under gommunism you work until you die of old age like in animal farm

This death has been added to the Victims of Communism list

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Uncovered over decades? It seems like decades in internet years but the first reports started in 2014, less than 9 years ago.

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