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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 73 points 3 months ago

China reserves the right to intervene if the situation in the UK does not improve.

timmy-pray

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 70 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • "See, I told you China was interfering in the West"
  • "What are they intervening for?"
  • "Stopping racist pogroms"

average UK moment england-cool ukkk

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago

England belongs to the indigenous

Implying the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes aren't settlers who stole land from the Indigenous Britons.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 3 months ago

Also don't forget Normans who did like settler triathlon.

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Return England to the Welsh and the Cornish!

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

New bit: Italian leftists that when pressed on why they’re anti-white, they invoke their Roman heritage.

“Fascism is for britons, and Britons are violent barbarians jealous of our glorious multicultural civilization.”

(If they pry too much, just say…uhhh…the Anglos made us do it!)

[-] crime@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

China reserves the right to intervene if the situation in the UK does not improve.

xi-plz

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Neither Angles nor Saxons are indigenous to the British Isles. Long may the memory of the Britons live.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

we do a little askeladd posting

[-] nomorehalfmeasureswalter@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Even if they were they still suck for colonizing half the world and being white

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

I just got off the phone with Xi. Chengdu J-20s are being deployed to Birmingham as we speak. xi-square-up

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Ooh! Intervene in America next.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Sorry America, we will hog all of Papa Xi's intervention indefinitely powercry-1 xibe-check

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Dibs on being a reverse-settler when China civilizes the gammons

[-] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] Yor@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

sicko-wistful as if we'd get so lucky

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

"England belongs to the English but so does every other country because we stole them fair and square"

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 3 months ago

Lmao mans got completely clapped

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

40k fan

massive fascist

But I repeat myself

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Some of us aren't! But you are correct to assume fascist until proven otherwise when it comes to 40k, especially space marine and imperium fans

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

As a 40k fan, my favourite thing about Space Marines used to be how on-the-nose the analogy of today's shitty war-obsessed fascism was. Apparently it wasn't obvious enough.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

yea same, I thought the satire was blindingly obvious what with the psycho-indoctrinated child soldiers being used as the fascist thugs for a literal corpse, but I've heard too many people just quote the whole "purge the alien" thing completely without irony.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

FROM THE TOP ROPE!!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

N-no not like t-that.

[-] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Why isn't America, Germany, Korea and Japan highlighted? The UKKK colonized or occupied all of those places

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

looks like the british empire at its peak in the early 20th century, so not every country they've invaded or occupied before/after that

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Angloid moment

[-] dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net -3 points 3 months ago

Trolling on twitter isn’t exactly difficult.

free Tibet

[-] Ragincloo@lemmy.one -5 points 3 months ago

So is China gonna release the uyghurs and present them with reparations or is this a rules for thee but not for me situation?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

It's 2024, do you still believe the narrative that China was doing a "secret genocide" (if you turn your gaze to Gaza you'll realise genocides aren't actually that easy to hide even when Isr*el tries their very best) and the only person to notice is a German homophobe funded by the US State Department named Adrian Zenz and he broke the news to every newspaper in the west, who proceeded to run the stories without fact checking anything?

Wild

[-] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

um helllooo, Herr Zenz, how's it going?

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Release what Uyghurs?

[-] TC_209@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Please, elaborate.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

aren't the camps already closed?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

the vocational training center program ended in December 2019 yes

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

True, they may be closed, but have you considered that they "loom eerily over the landscape"?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

reparations for what?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

https://redsails.org/the-xinjiang-atrocity-propaganda-blitz/

although we both know you only claim to believe this bullshit

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