[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 1 month ago

Nice try, but I'm still writing in Joe Biden.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago

These people are going to identify the world's first F-M-F-M-F-M-F-M trans as Danny DeVito, somehow.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 66 points 2 months ago

Imagining that Trump on the other end just discovered Pokémon and is also infodumping about Pikachu to Vance

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 63 points 3 months ago

3 of his kids went to the same school without any of them knowing they were half siblings.

This man probably single handedly tripled the accidental incest occurrence in Europe.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There was a recent ep of TrueAnon where he told a story about how he accidentally defended some pro-Palestine protestors in New York by way of simply stumbling upon one where a weird looking Zionist was harassing the protestors with a camera in their faces. Except specifically he was filming women who are smaller and pose less of a threat to him (just like Israel, huh?)

Brace said something along the lines of "hey, I don't think these ladies appreciate being harassed on film, cut it out", the ugly Zionist asks Brace if he's a "Jew hater", Brace replies "I am Jewish", Zionist asks who he sides with in the conflict and Brace replies "what conflict?", which apparently nettled this Zionist more than the free Palestine protestors.

It drew all his ire and attention away. It devolved into him saying Brace has a small dick and Brace just saying "Yeah it's a medical condition, I have a 1 inch dick, why are you being a dick about it?"

It completely derailed the conversation for several minutes, took all the wind out of his sails and he left not too long after. His rizz literally caused a Zionist to short circuit by pretending not to have heard of any conflict in Isreal/Palestine, have the Zionist default and go into a dick measuring contest, and short circuit a second time when Brace without hesitation said yes, he has a micropenis, it's a medical condition.

It's the most Brace method of diffusing a situation, and if it were from a lesser podcast I would assume it was exaggerated or embellished, but no, because everyone has camera phones these days, snippets of this event were on Instagram stories which even ID'd the Zionist as someone who plead guilty to leaking nudes of his ex girlfriend right after she dumped him and just barely avoided prison time.

The lady is the "North Korean defector" after getting some cosmetic surgeries in America.

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Let them fight. (hexbear.net)

(this is unfortunately fake)

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This is the best thing they've done since they named me person of the year 2006

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Leftists: imperialists are paper tigers, they may appear frightening but if you look closely, they're actually harmless. They are no where near as powerful as they project, they are in reality disorganised

The imperialists: The 16 year old kids we keep killing are master Shinobi and can cast genjutsu and teleport. They're so skilled in the art of deception they have embedded themselves in American society posing as taxi drivers and food delivery people for decades at a time.

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恭喜发财 年年有余

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They laughed. Apparently picking up Spanish from your Spaniard friend has some downsides.

As in South American backpackers find it funny/amusing this drunk Chinese guy in an Australian pub used the Castellano equivalent of "y'all" in a sentence.

angery

They were ultimately nice about it, much better than the time my (English speaking) Canadian coworker tried to speak to some Parisians in school level Québécois and they scoffed and continued in English.

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https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fnews%2Fasian-america%2Fflorida-attack-asian-american-man-aquitted-hate-crime-rcna135953

According to a police report, Mealor and a friend were looking for his girlfriend near a harbor, at one point asking individuals on a docked boat if they had seen her. Muller, who was on the boat, allegedly told the victim he looked “sketchy,” the report said, and ordered them to leave before shouting racial slurs at Mealor, who is of Asian descent and blind in one eye.

“As the victim and witness walked away, the defendant called the victim a ‘cross eyed g—,’” the report said, referring to an offensive term used for Asian Americans. “The victim continued to walk away from the boat, and then heard the defendant call him a ‘lazy eyed g—.’”

Muller ran after Mealor and his friend, the report said. He knocked the friend to the ground before punching Mealor with a closed fist and knocking him unconscious, according to law enforcement.

Muller had previously pursued a “stand your ground” legal challenge, a Florida law that authorizes the use of deadly force in self-defense, but the motion was denied.

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Smdh Australia's so backwards they're doing a potato famine era racism towards the Irish.

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 77 points 9 months ago

The SEALs were on an interdiction mission, climbing up a vessel when one got knocked off by high waves. Under their protocol, when one SEAL is overtaken the next jumps in after them.

Wholesome! The US navy has enshrined a suicide pact!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 75 points 9 months ago

Alternative headline: Houthi Hydromancers conjure rogue wave, why congress should approve additional military strikes against Yemeni civilians.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 9 months ago

Let's look at the track record:

Caligula vs Poseidon : Poseidon W

Billionaires in submarine vs Poseidon : Poseidon W

European yatchs vs Poseidon : Poseidon W

2 Yankistani SEALs Poseidon? You better believe Poseidon W

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

Heal yourself and everyone around you

pls

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

It's from the Elon Musk biography that just dropped, this incident happened in 2015, the auto pilot swerved into oncoming traffic with Musk in the car

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

Have you considered turning the other cheek?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

As an actual Chinese person, my disdain for the KMT runs a bit deeper than that.

Fuck Chiang Kai-Shek from the bottom of my heart. He pleaded for help from the CCP, then betrayed and butchered the communists who were helping him. Just look at the Shanghai massacre. He then purged anyone even vaguely left wing from the Kumingtang.

I never abandoned my ideals, they were always fuck the ROC to begin with. How do you think he lost the civil war in China? He lost popular support because he was a backstabbing vermin. He should be in a deeper layer of hell than even Reagan and Thatcher.

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