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These people are going to identify the world's first F-M-F-M-F-M-F-M trans as Danny DeVito, somehow.
Imagining that Trump on the other end just discovered Pokémon and is also infodumping about Pikachu to Vance
3 of his kids went to the same school without any of them knowing they were half siblings.
This man probably single handedly tripled the accidental incest occurrence in Europe.
There was a recent ep of TrueAnon where he told a story about how he accidentally defended some pro-Palestine protestors in New York by way of simply stumbling upon one where a weird looking Zionist was harassing the protestors with a camera in their faces. Except specifically he was filming women who are smaller and pose less of a threat to him (just like Israel, huh?)
Brace said something along the lines of "hey, I don't think these ladies appreciate being harassed on film, cut it out", the ugly Zionist asks Brace if he's a "Jew hater", Brace replies "I am Jewish", Zionist asks who he sides with in the conflict and Brace replies "what conflict?", which apparently nettled this Zionist more than the free Palestine protestors.
It drew all his ire and attention away. It devolved into him saying Brace has a small dick and Brace just saying "Yeah it's a medical condition, I have a 1 inch dick, why are you being a dick about it?"
It completely derailed the conversation for several minutes, took all the wind out of his sails and he left not too long after. His rizz literally caused a Zionist to short circuit by pretending not to have heard of any conflict in Isreal/Palestine, have the Zionist default and go into a dick measuring contest, and short circuit a second time when Brace without hesitation said yes, he has a micropenis, it's a medical condition.
It's the most Brace method of diffusing a situation, and if it were from a lesser podcast I would assume it was exaggerated or embellished, but no, because everyone has camera phones these days, snippets of this event were on Instagram stories which even ID'd the Zionist as someone who plead guilty to leaking nudes of his ex girlfriend right after she dumped him and just barely avoided prison time.
The lady is the "North Korean defector" after getting some cosmetic surgeries in America.
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Wow, Time Magazine are hardline Dengists
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This is the best thing they've done since they named me person of the year 2006
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My own reflection? Ham@s. Children playing in the street? Ham@s. A weirdly shaped cloud? Ham@s
(hexbear.net)
Leftists: imperialists are paper tigers, they may appear frightening but if you look closely, they're actually harmless. They are no where near as powerful as they project, they are in reality disorganised
The imperialists: The 16 year old kids we keep killing are master Shinobi and can cast genjutsu and teleport. They're so skilled in the art of deception they have embedded themselves in American society posing as taxi drivers and food delivery people for decades at a time.
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I used "Vosotros sois..." in a conversation last weekend
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They laughed. Apparently picking up Spanish from your Spaniard friend has some downsides.
As in South American backpackers find it funny/amusing this drunk Chinese guy in an Australian pub used the Castellano equivalent of "y'all" in a sentence.
They were ultimately nice about it, much better than the time my (English speaking) Canadian coworker tried to speak to some Parisians in school level Québécois and they scoffed and continued in English.
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Irish need not apply
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Smdh Australia's so backwards they're doing a potato famine era racism towards the Irish.
The SEALs were on an interdiction mission, climbing up a vessel when one got knocked off by high waves. Under their protocol, when one SEAL is overtaken the next jumps in after them.
Wholesome! The US navy has enshrined a suicide pact!
Alternative headline: Houthi Hydromancers conjure rogue wave, why congress should approve additional military strikes against Yemeni civilians.
Let's look at the track record:
Caligula vs Poseidon : Poseidon W
Billionaires in submarine vs Poseidon : Poseidon W
European yatchs vs Poseidon : Poseidon W
2 Yankistani SEALs Poseidon? You better believe Poseidon W
Heal yourself and everyone around you
pls
It's from the Elon Musk biography that just dropped, this incident happened in 2015, the auto pilot swerved into oncoming traffic with Musk in the car
Have you considered turning the other cheek?
As an actual Chinese person, my disdain for the KMT runs a bit deeper than that.
Fuck Chiang Kai-Shek from the bottom of my heart. He pleaded for help from the CCP, then betrayed and butchered the communists who were helping him. Just look at the Shanghai massacre. He then purged anyone even vaguely left wing from the Kumingtang.
I never abandoned my ideals, they were always fuck the ROC to begin with. How do you think he lost the civil war in China? He lost popular support because he was a backstabbing vermin. He should be in a deeper layer of hell than even Reagan and Thatcher.
CloutAtlas
joined 3 years ago
Nice try, but I'm still writing in Joe Biden.