The little child proof fence in the foreground implies Hasan is in a toddler pen (and not that there's a different toddler in the house)

I have never used this phrase unironically before, but

LET HIM COOK

God I wish the Viet Cong were in charge of the US tech industry.

Dark Brandon

Catholic guilt runs deep. I know a guy that came out this year at 31, which is fine, but I saw him kissing a guy when he was 18-19. He was engaged to a woman until 2022, too. He wasn't even under the influence, he just played it off as experimentation at uni which reaffirmed his straightness.

🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻

Elon is such a gamer he added a frame delay to the brakes

As an American,

My condolences.

The Virgin Corolla:

Let's the driver survive crashes to see their families (gay)

Affordable (read: for poor people who have financial responsibilities)

Appeals to offline people (cringe)

Has tactile feedback on buttons/knobs for controls (primitive)

Normal transmission (woke)

Creator has never been featured on Rick and Morty or The Big Bang Theory (low IQ)

Safety features tested with "crash test Dummies" (dummy is already in the name)

Standard looking (normies reeee)

The Chad Bazingamobile:

Increases the chances of the owner dying and going to Techno-Valhalla (very cool and straight)

Prohibitively expensive (only for dank meme lords)

Appeals to the finest 9Gag connoisseurs (based)

Has touchscreens everywhere so you have to take your eyes off the road to confirm if you've changed any setting successfully (cyberpunk)

Transmission that will soon be renamed cismission in an update that bricks the truck if you don't download (tradpilled)

Creator has been featured on Rick and Morty AND The Big Bang Theory (high IQ)

Safety features tested on live Neuralink Chimpanzees (ape together strong!) Which have all died from brain trauma (but the logs say it happened way before impact)

Angular, straight lines (this car literally couldn't get any straighter)

Netanyahu's nephew, nicknamed "the dangerous sniper" has been killed in action, I assume by a Palestinian sniper nicknamed "the even more dangerous sniper"

Unfortunately, IDF soldier the "doesn't get KIA sniper", Yair Netangoogle is still at large.

I looked through your post history and this is actually the best thing you've posted. Unironically good post.