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[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 107 points 1 year ago

When I'm in a "shoot teens in their knees" contest and my opponent is Bibi's nephew squidward-nervous

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago

The Dangerous Sniper and his spotter Death Guy along with their team leader Mister Kill.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 72 points 1 year ago

Fuck me did Kojima name these fuckers

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Hot Coldman is a more creative name than Dangerous Sniper

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 1 year ago

Die Hardman lives rent-free in my head, as Mao intended

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What do you expect when someone is just nicknamed "the dangerous sniper"?

'Watch out! It's good shooter! Uh oh, and here comes accurate shot!'

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Playstation Simple 2000 series ass sounding FPS game name.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Fr that name strikes me as something translated from an Asian language where it sounds much cooler

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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago

They call me... soli- no. Soft. Sna-... cock. That's right Soft Cock. (Fuck!)

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1000% he gave himself that nickname, and people had to go along with it because he was the boss's nephew

[-] SkolShakedown@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

In IDF service my nickname was "nervous machine gun man". I had most friendly fire kills in my class.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

"aw oops fuck my bad guys"

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 62 points 1 year ago

Even their lame code names are getting lamer. Not going to call him the "Sniping Avenger" or "Lone Wolf Sharpshooter" or "Shadow Reaper" or something? "Dangerous Sniper" is the lamest shit I've heard.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

i might've gone with Nimrod

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[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He got killed in a cartoon skit where an IDF soldier warned his unit of Hamas presence by yelling "Dangerous, Sniper!" and Netanyahu lifted his head up out of cover and asked "Yes?", and you cannot tell me otherwise

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Rookie mistake, he was also wearing his ghillie suit inside out, which instead of adding +5 to your stealth modifier, is bright orange and neon green, which gives a -5 to stealth instead.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago
[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

trump-who-must-go folks, i prefer the snipers that don't get got

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[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

good, fuck a fascist, and fuck a sniper, and double fuck a fascist sniper, and triple probation fuck the nephew of that philadephafuck netanyahu

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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

"dangerous sniper"

MD Geist-ass name

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[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Metal Gear 1 tier codename for a boss whos gimmick is just he shoots from offscreen and you just run up and punch him once to win.

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Snipers are such cowards, especially in occupation/colonislist armies and armed forces. The fighter jet pilots of the infantry world. Oh let me just invade someone's country, kill a guy in cold blood from a kilometre away with my high tech rifle, and retreat before the enemy calls a mortar strike on my position.

Snipers defending their homeland, country or territory are the only good ones. And those that sniped the Nazis.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago
[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Shout-out to Juba as well, they'll never get a suitable emote because they were never identified (it may have even been multiple people).

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

to some extent bravery and effective warfare are at odds with one another. rarely is it strategic to die gloriously. it's a good lesson for insurrectionists frankly.

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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago
[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

It was a tactical mistake putting him on the same team as "the livestreamer sniper", "the plays music off a loudspeaker in combat sniper" and "the day drunk sniper"

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Maybe I've just lost the plot here, but how the hell is "the dangerous sniper" considered a nickname for a sniper? Fascism truly is the death of figurative language.

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

RIPpin' my vape cuz ur dead bozo

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

This actually brings the total to two! Yoni Netanyahu was merc’d by a Ugandan at Entebbe in 1973.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
[-] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Damn, that guy alone gotta add another 2-3 9/11s

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Hamas's new cringe nickname-seeking weapons technology might unironically pose a threat to the entire US military.

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

"He's a Dangerous Sniper with a body count of over 200, and only a third were stray cats."

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

This weapon can take off an underage peaceful protester's kneecap at over 1000 yards

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago
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[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

I'm getting word here that the Dangerous Sniper was saved by the Ghost of Kyiv.

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Wait so both his son AND nephew are named Yair?

Anyway, whatever, TFU.

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[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago
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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Netanyayeeted straight to hell

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

nice nickname deadass

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, IDF soldier the "doesn't get KIA sniper", Yair Netangoogle is still at large.

[-] kot@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Not very dangerous anymore

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