SCAM ALERT: Stores will sell you a product called "bird seed", but when you plant them you only get flowers. I planted a whole 30 lb bag and didn't grow a SINGLE bird.

I don’t think most fantasy writers are intentionally writing monarchist propaganda, but it kind of always feels like that to me.

Pro tip for electricity! Always touch with the back of your hand at the knuckles! If EVER in your lives you do touch high voltage, the back of the hand technique will cause your muscles to flex and pull your hand back to your face!! And trust me, you would much rather punch yourself in the face all of a sudden, than be HARD LATCHED onto some voltage

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The rumor come out! Does John Waters is gay?

It should have been me, not them!

One time I went to a minor league baseball game and was standing in a long line before the game for beer. I kinda zoned out and daydreamed for a while and when I zoned back in I noticed EVERYONE in line in front of me was turned around staring at me. I had a moment of panic before I realized that the national anthem was playing and there was a flag directly behind me.