Thank you for your service

you know too much

What are the odds we can get her to read Lenin?

Cats like people who are calm and still, especially when first meeting them. It makes them feel safe with you.

I experimented with League of Legends in college but i did not inhale.

@President_Obama@hexbear.net And when the world needed them most, they vanished

That talking point was really funny in 2020. Mass protests happening in every major american city, where are the "outside" agitators coming from? Was it just a bunch of rural people coming to the cities to start shit?

My "calling my experiences arcs" arc has ended. My "calling my experiences ages" age has begun.

Catgirlfriend? No. Cat Grill Friend.

Someone probably already made this joke, but this remind me of the "Kubrick Stare" copypasta