It is a sad truth that many of the worlds most pet-able animals should not be pet at all

Sister was telling me she first started drinking coffee because of her first job out of college where she had to wake up super early. She didn't drink it in the morning to wake up for work, she drank it once she got off work so she could be alert for her free time.

If you were to pick me up and shake me around, my head would stay perfectly still like a chicken

What if they invented a new kind of twink and named it a yoink

I find the beauty of bright sunlight is best appreciated from the indoors through a window

Great news!

Im pregnant.

It's yours.

12 days of christmas are dec 25th - Jan 6th, so it actually is still christmas

I have a little something for the mod that did this:

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