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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by DayOfDoom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

She says she's going to break up with me if I don't quite the site in solidarity. I am torn. I made a promise to you all that no mod would ever touch your posts again. I don't see how I could keep this promise to you, the posters, if I'm not on this site every day lurking, posting, and up-bearing.

This isn't a question. I'm just posting out loud.

Edit: Mods owe me one girlfriend.

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

If this wasn't a bit I would say that you have a lot of courage to have your partner posting in here with you. It would feel like having the shower curtain pulled in the middle of me jerking off if someone in my personal life learned about this site and knew who I was.

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

fr, honestly part of the reason i started posting so much more the past half year is me and my partner split and i didn't have to think about how she'd take my chapo dot chat self (i think this shows we had other deeper issues but still)

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When my wife and I split we made an arrangement to share 50/50 custody of this account ๐Ÿ˜ž

People tell you that divorce is one of the hardest things that you can go through but they never talk about much harder it is in the era of social media. It's heartbreaking only being able to post 3 days of the week.

[-] teeforlove@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

If I'm embarrassed by any of my partners pulling the shower curtain (as if there needs to be one, but for the sake of it, let us imagine there is), and seeing me jerk off, then they aren't my partner.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Before she got banned (the past week) we made Hexbear a lifestyle. When we weren't sitting on side-by-side recliner chairs posting on our IBM-era Thinkpads on Hexbear we were showing each other print-outs of posts on Hexbear. We were brainstorming ideas for posts to make on Hexbear. We had long debates about who were the worst and the best posters. And which mods we hated the most.

Now that's all gone.

She just sits in that recliner, lifeless, staring at various, large Marxists texts now and if she's not doing that I can see her outside talking to people, likely out of sheer boredom.

[-] teeforlove@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

okay, I have to ask

"large Marxist texts"

does this mean works with relatively high number of pages (unlikely), or does this mean your partner has relevant texts from Marxists framed on the wall with a huge font size (likely)?

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago
[-] teeforlove@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

thank you for clarifying

[-] teeforlove@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

sorry this is so funny to me thinking of a situation where someone's partner is mad at them, tells them they need space, starts crying while staring at a page of Capital Volume 1 in Arial size 25 and saying out loud "at least you wouldn't do this to me"

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Incredible posting

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Obviously fake because she doesnโ€™t already have dozens of alts to switch to

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I have a little something for the mod that did this:

spoiler๐Ÿ–• skeleton-motorcycle ๐Ÿ–•

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

DayOfDoom your posts are always so fuckin weird.

Thank you for making them rat-salute-2

[-] teeforlove@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Clear solution is to take the userbase of this site as spirit wives

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