Cats like people who are calm and still, especially when first meeting them. It makes them feel safe with you.

that childs villain origin story

I experimented with League of Legends in college but i did not inhale.

@President_Obama@hexbear.net And when the world needed them most, they vanished

My "calling my experiences arcs" arc has ended. My "calling my experiences ages" age has begun.

Catgirlfriend? No. Cat Grill Friend.

Someone probably already made this joke, but this remind me of the "Kubrick Stare" copypasta