Is it a full set of genitals, or random? Am I going to wake up with a single tit (or no tits, just a bag), or the full set?
Do I have reason to believe its permanent?
If temporary and not just a single tit, definitely call in sick and just... Explore for the day.
If it seems permanent (again, assuming its not just a single tit, which I would just get removed), guess I am buying myself a new wardrobe now.
Look again at the legend for the map