[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 month ago

I love the weapon of choice for taking out Batman: a bat.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 70 points 2 months ago

“Being very busy at work is not a valid reason, but a lame excuse. You can engage in procreation during breaks because life flies by too quickly,” he remarked

Yes, birth rates are falling because nobody has time to fuck. That's definitely the problem...

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 70 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We need courtrooms just for SovCits, that include a nice spectator deck with a bar...

Also @BonesOfTheMoon you're the GOAT, always with the premium content for us. Cheers!

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 67 points 8 months ago

"We are saddened by Mr. Barnett’s passing, and our thoughts are with his family and friends.”

I have a feeling those 'thoughts' are of how to clean up other loose ends.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 67 points 8 months ago

How dare you bring logic and reason into this!

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 69 points 9 months ago

Israel has been in breach of international law for months; nobody with the power to effect change cares. That's incredibly clear.

Dollars over lives. Always has been.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 69 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Litter box is fine, he was just going to hang upside down from the ceiling and shit on her floor anyway.

Needs the shower though, have you tried to shit while hanging upside down and not covering yourself in it?? No chance.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 69 points 10 months ago

Nope. Take your rootkit and go fuck yourself with it.

There's absolutely 0 reason a game should ever have kernel access. Ie unrestricted access to every piece of data on the system.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 70 points 11 months ago

'speed of sound' is clearly an exaggeration...

MRI machines have some pretty powerful magnets, but they still won't accelerate anything to the speed of sound, let alone an object held reasonably securely and only within the space of ~12 inches.

It's not a particularly large or sharp object; I could see it being pulled through the inside of a chest cavity mostly pushing stuff out of the way. Definitely 'major injuries' though.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 69 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe you shouldn't use the same user+pass across dozens of different services then.

The data from 23 and Me was stolen using the legitimate login credentials of users acquired from an entirely different services data breach. Not via their own lax security policies.

You can't expect a corporation to protect you from yourself. And they certainly shouldn't be punished for your ineptitude.

Don't get me wrong, these corporations are not your friends, and shouldn't be trusted implicitly; but you have some responsibilities too.

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But when the chips are down and our data is leaked, they hide behind the old “we were not hacked; it was the users’ old passwords” excuse.

This logic is equivalent to a bank saying, “It’s not our fault your money got stolen; you should have had a better lock on your front door.” It’s unacceptable and a gross abdication of responsibility.

I completely disagree with this point. The service obviously has to provide you with access to your information/account. If you give out your login credentials for that access to a third party (another service), that third party loses your information, and it's then used to access stuff posing as you. That's your fault. You should not have shared (re-used) those same login credentials with others.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 year ago

Twitch has entirely eliminated adblocking.

Lmao, no they haven't. For example.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 year ago

Flightless birds dreaming of bigger things...

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