I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.

Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

Estrolucidate?

I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.

Honest to God, I would watch an actual series of this. 10 minute episodes once a day, Martok takes a few calls. It'd be amazing. Paramount+ needs to make this happen.

Right? I'm in the US, and they're convinced we live in some kind of Communist utopia where HRT is free for all, and everyone can just go live in a mansion and eat like kings on a welfare system we haven't had in 60 years.

Honestly, this should be tagged NSFW. I'm having very impure thoughts about Picard now. Shame on you for posting this smut and temptation.

Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it's possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.

Normally this type of joke lands well with me, but that's my least favorite euphemism for gay sex, as a gay man. Just gross. :/

Not just expensive, they're also environmentally unsound! They use more power to charge, more plastic for casing. Hooray?

Honestly, I can see Miles having a fight with Keiko and just being irritated enough to do something like this. Keiko is unreasonable, Molly is throwing a tantrum, Word has stayed over his time in the holodeck and he has nothing else to do.

"Fuck it," he says and transported up a village elder.

"I am Darmaninguan, god of all the Elzen people. Be not afraid, child. ... Instead, be absolute terrified. For I am an angry Irish god! Now return, and tell everyone they must never yell at their husbands for not eating fish soup for breakfast!"

You need to also actively harm society and be a blight on the human race.

Capitalism.