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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 176 points 9 months ago

I once slid a large rock across an entire frozen lake. Please, contain your admiration

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago

Living the dream...

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 33 points 9 months ago

You should try curling. No greater satisfaction.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I opt for the primitive version, as it appeals to my caveman brain.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 146 points 9 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

"mmm yes that's a good stick."

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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

I practiced spinning sticks so that it looks like I know what I'm doing and every now and then I even look like a cool martial artist when doing so. My wife doesn't think so but my homies got my back. I love nice sticks.

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[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 105 points 9 months ago
[-] darkmarx@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Watching someone dig a hole. Or standing by the side of a hole that was just dug and commenting about the hole. Or watching construction work in a previously dug hole.

We seem to just like holes. We are simple creatures.

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[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Love me a good hole

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago

Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.

Although... that's a lot easier now-a-days.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I remember grocery shopping as a kid filling the cart completely full and when we went through the register it was over $100 and my mom was going jeez that's a lot of money for a lot of food. It took 3 people several trips to unload the car.

Today I go through the self checkout, get a few frozen meals, some store brand cookies, and a case of cheap beer for $80. I can carry the two bags and beer with one hand.

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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 89 points 9 months ago

Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 37 points 9 months ago

Women love throwing paper airplanes, when it glides perfectly on the first try

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

I like both. Does that make me non-binary?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 50 points 9 months ago

Yes, now go buy the plush shark from Ikea.

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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm mostly ambivalent about it really.

Edit: am woman, still human though

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 33 points 9 months ago

still human though Sounds sus.

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[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 79 points 9 months ago

"I'm making a comic about stereotypical man, but I don't know any man"

Must be a good read.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 76 points 9 months ago

If there is a fire it must be bothered. It must be prodded several times and sticks need adding to it. The fire cannot be trusted not take care of itself.

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[-] AChiTenshi@sh.itjust.works 67 points 9 months ago

I was going to say all men are different and you can't find something that will appeal to them all.

But then sploosh.

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[-] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 9 months ago
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[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

How does she not know any men? Suspicious.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 27 points 9 months ago

She had two mothers and four grandmothers

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

Is this the dystopia (Insert anti-LGBTQ Grifter name here) warned us about?

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[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Successfully unsticking your balls from an uncomfortable position in public with only minor leg motions

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sticks, and boobs. Not necessarily in that order.

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hitting something with a ranged attack. Doesn't matter the target, doesn't matter the projectile. Basketball at hoop, dart at dart board, pee at poo stain, bb gun at empty can, snowball at tree, bullet at bullseye, it's all the same to us

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

Aw ya thats the shit

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

How can a woman make it to adulthood without knowing any men in real life?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago

I'm so baffled that most people reading this don't get its satire of a lot of comics, sci-fi, video games, etc but with the genders reversed and people thinking it's a reasonable position.

The author isn't being literal, they are making a joke about men who unironically say this and expect it to be considered normal.

Please don't yell at me for this I am just the messenger.

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[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 29 points 9 months ago

Very religious single mother with lots of money from a divorce has a daughter, sends her to a girls-only boarding school, she studies theology and joins a convent, becomes a nun - now you have a thirty-something year old woman who has never known a man on a personal conversational basis (may have seen/heard them in passing, possibly a teacher or church leader as well).

(This is most likely not the case and purely exists as a ridiculous but possible answer to your question.)

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

Doesn’t know any men in real life? Does she live in a nunnery?

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

I think this is a tongue-in-cheek jab at the very real issue of men who try to write women who literally don't have any women in their lives except possibly their mothers.

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

Highspeed camera footage of something being destroyed.

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

When I was a kid, my town had a bowling ball factory where they would leave the rejected balls in a big pile in back of the building, unguarded. In winter, we would sometimes nick a few and walk to one of the bridges on the local river which had iced over and drop the balls in. Dropping little rocks into water is cool and all, but absolutely nothing compares to the satisfying explosion from one of those bowling balls on ice.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

A bowling ball factory with unguarded rejects sounds like paradise

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[-] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Building a dam in a stream and forming a little lake. Then opening the dam and making a tidal wave.

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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago

Pissing from great heights is a wonderful, wonderful feeling.

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Mmmmmm yeah that's good. Now lemme take that chunk of ice and smash it on the pavement...

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[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago

i want that tweet, i want to see the answers lol

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[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago
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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago
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