He made it through Easter like someone waiting to see a loved one for the last time. Must’ve really liked eggs.

Only the smoke people will tell

That trade war with China is forcing them to call in debts in it’s barely begun

Help I can’t deal with the sad cat picture

I would have thought this was too hamfisted if I hadn’t heard Rand Paul say it almost verbatim

We know that JK Rowling didn’t originally intend Harry to be a cop because if she had she would have named him Thumble Wifebeater

Throwing a golden spiral over a random picture ass analysis

0% chance this person has a threat model that necessitates not being tracked in their car. That said, most modern cars have similar tracking abilities and simply don’t expose them via an app.

Edit: I didn’t catch that it was in r/adultery. Good lord.

Harold and Kumar Kill The Romanovs

It’s very rare to find someone who can post that hard for an extended period of time without becoming an asshole about it. User churn is good in a lot of ways. People should be taking breaks as they deem it healthy.

Ummm sweaty, OP is clearly in the employ of George Soros in the foot fetish division

Making random screeching noises. I love it so much. But obviously I can’t do it around everyone all the time.