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[-] angrytoadnoises@lemmygrad.ml 101 points 7 months ago

I read that whole post giving him the benefit of the doubt before realizing the subreddit name

that is absolutely hilarious. why would you want to make cheating on your partner a part of your identity, enough that you must seek out other adulterers on reddit to discuss?

i hope he was married and his wife is due half of his shit

[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

It seems to be mostly rich people afraid of divorce

They have acronyms yikes look at this dude giving good advice lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/adultery/s/wLDm9dcLg1

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[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

I didn't even see the name of the sub I was just reading the post and was like "you're complaining about not being able to cheat on your partner easily?"

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[-] VHS@hexbear.net 95 points 7 months ago
[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 111 points 7 months ago

imagine finding out not only that your SO is cheating but that they post on a subreddit for cheating enthusiasts

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

This is why God invented rat poison.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

They're a redditor AND unfaithful

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 61 points 7 months ago

bit idea: blame adulterers for why incels can't get a partner

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

Yeah but somehow we have to get them to blame the men

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

I mean, they talk about "Chads" with a mix of envy and hatred already.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 86 points 7 months ago

Why the fuck is there an adultery subreddit lmao

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago

There are meth subreddits. Anything is possible

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

The meth subreddit is at least avant garde funny sometimes.

This is just sad

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

My favorite drug subreddit has to be /r/nutmeg.

Just people casually getting high on cooking spice.

[-] jayWL@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

r/dph has gotta been my favorite, it leans deeply into the bizarre

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[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

I assumes it's mostly creative fiction. R*dditors would never be able to convince anyone to marry or fuck them.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 80 points 7 months ago

I think we could all agree that cheating on your person of spouse is bad. However, this type of technology is spreading to more aspects of our daily lives, and eventually most new cars will have some version of it, and will probably be used by reactionary parents to make sure their children aren't going to places like Not Church.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 76 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In North Korea, cities are designed to be completely unwalkable so that the only way to get anywhere is to use transportation that tracks all the places you go and gives that data to the government

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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago

And the data will be willingly shared with governments to do police state stuff with. The governments will pinky-promise only to use it to catch the bad guys though so there's nothing to worry about.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fella can't even see his goomah anymore without the NAGGING wife getting involved.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"So... I'm thinkin'. What if it's a sci-fi story—"

"Sci-fi?"

Christopher plows ahead. "Science fiction, Paulie. And your car always knows where you are? Maybe? So that means your wife and your goomah might know too."

"That's not science fiction. That is a horror movie," Tony says.

Paulie lectures Christopher "Stick to what's important. Your job. Not a dumb story about something that will never happen."

Silvio "I saw this documentary thing few months ago. Technology is improving fast. Very fast. The story could be speculative fiction even. That car thing could happen in our lifetimes. Providing that... You know... We live to old age."

Christopher "See - Silvio thinks it could work."

Paulie - "Documentaries? Speculative fiction? What is this NYU? This is the Bing. Heh-heh-heh-heh."

"It's a horror movie - is what it is," Tony says a little too loudly to be sotto voce.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

He lied. He didn't watch a documentary. He actually read a seven article series called The Future in "Popular Mechanics". He has a subscription. But he didn't want the guys to know any of that.

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago
[-] Magician@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the venn diagram of Tesla owner and adulterer was a circle. Also, just tell your partner you want to fuck other people. Don't tell reddit.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago
[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

DOG-ACTUAL this is PIG-4, going dark.

turns off find my iPhone

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Getting a booty call that sounds like "The autumn in Prague has come early this year. The crows are dissatisfied at their feast. Unchain the sealed sarcophagus."

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

The fish is red

[-] rubpoll@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago

These are the same people who get hysterical about China spying on them.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

Maybe buying a product with all the worst features of a car and a smart phone was a bad idea

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

oh what was that, you didn't think about if you want to be poly before marrying somebody because your dumb cishetnormative ass only knows one way to do relationships and you've absorbed that entirely through watching movies and never reflecting once on what you want from other people, sorry, my bad.

straights lol

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Imagine being such a crowd following nerd that you can't even cheat on your spouse without going to a nerd support forum for advice. These people do absolutely no thinking for themselves.

[-] Zrc@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

i hate reddit so fucking much wtf is this

[-] turkishdelight@lemmy.ml 36 points 7 months ago

Are all Tesla owners horrible people?

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[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

0% chance this person has a threat model that necessitates not being tracked in their car. That said, most modern cars have similar tracking abilities and simply don’t expose them via an app.

Edit: I didn’t catch that it was in r/adultery. Good lord.

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

I'd like an electric car (no trains here, roads too rough to cycle) but this sort of thing puts me off. Can I not buy a dumb electric car anywhere?

[-] RussianEngineer@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

USA went and banned import of the cheap chinese EVs so your only options now are $70k SUVs and the elon bazinga-mobile lineup

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Plug-in hybrids are really good! You can likely do 90% of your driving electrically and still have a long range when you need it, and they're cheaper than full EVs.

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

The problem is all new cars are becoming like this, not just electric ones.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You can probably just disable all connectivity settings. Even bluetooth connection will require you to agree to some bullshit before using, so you may even need to get a separate bluetooth device or connect it with a wire

There are devices installed in practically all cars that monitor your driving conditions that are retrieved by cops. Im not sure how you disable those without disabling your entire car. Essentially it's a black box like the ones on planes.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

You can convert an old ICE car for like $10k-$20k. Won't have as much range, but at least it won't be an iPad on wheels.

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago
[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Internal combustion engine

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[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

yeah there's not much unless you can build one DIY for your youtube channel.

there are fat tire e bikes with like 2kw motors and 60 volt batteries that might stand up to your roads. maybe a golf cart.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you can still like not pair it to your phone and just drive the thing, I don't think any absolutely require you to use your phone, you just maybe lose out on some infotainment features.

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[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

spoilerElon can see you picking your nose and all the other things you do as well.

[-] sevenapples@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 7 months ago

critical support

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