When your chosen communication style is "begging letters from a faith healer"

I think its more like at least 5 real places

RIP sensei

You mean delicious?

That seems to be his kink

By the amazing Kate Beaton!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Netflix, I've been a loyal customer since 2013. I've been perfectly happy with our arrangement. YOU are the one terminating our contract, not me. It seems you'd prefer to get rid of a happy, paying customer in the hopes you can somehow persuade them to embrace a higher cost or shittier experience (ads). That's a bold move Cotton. Buh-bye dons pirate hat

YARR MATEYS

Because it's the short form of "mathematics"

Although typically I've seen the UK call it maths and North Americans call it math.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, guys, do you pinkie promise to securely track users with no legal standards or requirements in place? This guy will have shocked Pikachu face in 3, 2, 1, ...

It feels inevitable that our descendents will eventually say "holy shit, you stored your FOOD in it?!", after we discover we've been literally killing ourselves the whole time

RIP Bullfrog (Theme Park, Theme Hospital, Dungeon Keeper etc.)