[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Damn. Just leave. 'Never forget' is not really a sentiment that fits. It's just a shitty website, not the fucking Twin Towers.

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

3.0 is what I see. However I scrolled through hundreds of reviews sorted by "most relevant" and they were nearly all 1 star.

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 118 points 1 year ago

The income gap between executive and median salary employees is around 32,000%. I guess the question is, what planet do you live on where a system that allows for this kind of inequity is okay?

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well now that I have "fuck you" money there's a few things on my mind.

First, I'm going to eat at a lot of restaurants. I'm going to enjoy my meals too. Through the whole meal I'm going to be buying iced milks for another random patron. I'm going to make sure the waiter is aware that this good gesture needs to be anonymous and I will make sure that as long as the waiter keeps delivering the iced milks I will keep adding $1000 onto their tip. These iced milks will not stop coming until there is nowhere left for the patron to reasonably sit. This waiter will not have to work for a long time afterwards.

Second, I'm going to buy a shit ton of gold bricks. Like the big one's you envision are in Fort Knox, also known as "Good Delivery" bars. I'm also going to hire an elite team of private security forces whose sole job will be to transport that gold in plain sight everywhere that I happen to go. If by chance my gold is not allowed with me into an establishment, then I will just attempt to buy the place right there on the spot. If that doesn't work, then my team will take the gold and wait with it on public property.

Pretty sure that $1b is long gone by now, but finally I'm going to be throwing parades—a lot of parades. I will have permits for parades on the streets in front of the houses of all my enemies. These will take place at the most inconvenient possible times that my team of schedulers, planners, and event organizers will be able to find. I will have the dumbest fucking floats in these parades and the shittiest marching bands. I will not stop until I'm sufficient conviced I have broken the spirit of my enemies.

This is why they won't give me money.

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Damn straight.

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Neanderthal DNA. Lots of it.

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

How is it that such a shitty site/corporation has continued to maintain a grip on this market? Why aren't we inundated with viable alternatives?

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

KeePass is great. Has all the features I want and then some. Everything is stored locally, you can encrypt with password and private keys and it even has the ability to sync dabases on a on a home server. I use it on windows and android. Since 99% of the time I make password updates on my phone I'll just sftp the database file to my server and then use it to sync with my windows machine next time I'm on it.

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Reddit doesn't actually own any of the content, right? Neither do any of the contributors? Seems like a good way to fuck Reddit.

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[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Holy shit this is pathetic, sad and incredibly dumb.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by DrTautology@lemmy.world to c/edc@sopuli.xyz

This was one of my favorite communities on Reddit. It has become complete bullshit fucked up trash now, and I'm happy to be out of there.

This has been my daily stuff all month minus the pencil which remains on my desk.

Rolex Dweller

Benchmade Narrows

Okluma DC0 with custom zircuti queen bead from my friend Sasa Fabrio

Tactile Turn pencil

[-] DrTautology@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

What are your top news communities here. It sounds pathetic, but I got to nearly 99% of my news from Reddit.

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Are the same petty mods running this show? If so, please ban me immediately. I don't see how you can reconcile claiming to fight labor exploitation while at the same time giving away your labor for free to a billion dollar company.

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Done with Reddit's bullshit, and happy to check this out as it seems to be popular. Any apps that people would recommend for this platform?

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