I don't necessarily like jokes about how Dutch is an "unserious language" — I think this is ultimately kind of problematic joke to make, even though the Dutch absolutely do deserve to get made fun of — however I would be lying if I said that I have never in my life looked at or heard Dutch and just gone
"neuken in de keuken" 
I get it, it's because they're all adults!
MMW the Republicans will create a new Lenin
You mean because people's living conditions will worsen under Republican leadership to such a degree that a new revolutionary moment emerges, which will see the overthrow of bourgeois tyranny?
Statues will be built to him [...] glass coffin
Oh. It's this kind of post.
what my [...] grandfather fought against
You don't say.
Learn Chinese at the university and Japanese in daily life, and as you learn Japanese, learn tips and tricks for converting shinjitai into kyuujitai into simplified hanzi, as well as tips and tricks for converting kango into Middle Chinese into Putonghua. If you can't look at 流星 ryuusei and automatically know that it's something like *liuxing in Putonghua and then you just sort of happen to get the tones right, then that is a skill issue and you can ligma balls
Of course, I kid. We all know that the real way to achieve the perfect little girl is by mixing sugar, spice, and everything nice, and awwwh fuck I just accidentally spilled my giant round-bottom flask labeled "Chemical X" into the mix got dangit
Harden your heart, Putin
Whenever I see the blurred version of this picture I think it's Pinkie Pie for a moment
John Kirby's just trying to figure out whether or not he's become a real boy yet. 
I look forward to seeing you around comrade. What sorts of books and manga? Chess is interesting but I am lousy at it, anyone who knows how to play that without losing miserably every time is someone to respect...
Taiwan is a legitimate state!
Alright, this is another one of those things where I feel like I only know half the story and so instinctively take the side of whichever old imperialist-capitalist propaganda I haven't yet unlearned. My impression was that Taiwanese leftists overwhelmingly want to not be part of China, and this is partly because the only claim to Taiwan that China has comes from pre-revolutionary settler-colonialism. Which is to say, that Taiwan is a legitimate country, even when the ROC rule of the island is not legitimate, if that makes sense.
I had a Taiwanese friend once. Online. Seven years ago. We were never close and only ever chatted about conlangs. This makes me a certified expert on strait politics who is incapable of having wrong opinions. Worship me for I am correct in all things.
Ms Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles episode 2, by the way.