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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just using the word ripe in this context should get him run through a comically large orange juicer, we'll see who's ripe you fuckin creep

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

Nothing says "respecting the rights of women and children" like describing them in the same way as an apple orchard.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

"For commercial purposes, girls are no good naturally bred — there's too much variety between generations so you can't preserve the desirable characteristics. You need to graft them"

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Of course, I kid. We all know that the real way to achieve the perfect little girl is by mixing sugar, spice, and everything nice, and awwwh fuck I just accidentally spilled my giant round-bottom flask labeled "Chemical X" into the mix got dangit

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

godrick sounding ass creeps lmao

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

he forgot to add "juicy"

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 61 points 2 years ago
  1. Disgusting. Having Minecraft thoughts rn

  2. Children are in more danger from complications from pregnancy than adults. I know this is besides the point but the fact that he's just fucking wrong is revealing. Underage s/a (so-called marriage) is built into patriarchal society, it has nothing to do with biological reality and is really an ideology that wants to hurt and control girls.

  3. Death to America.

[-] Ideology@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

Once again proving that "groomer" is projection.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

NH GOP official

Sorry, I think you mean notorious NH disgusting pedophile Jess Edwards whose face can be seen here. You have to say the full thing, it's how notorious NH disgusting pedophile Jess Edwards whose face can be seen here prefers to be addressed.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

You have to say the full thing,

GIF from The Boondocks: "You say the whole thing. A pimp named Slickback."

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

The day I hear a grown man call one of my nieces "ripe" is the day I cut out a throat.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago
[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Old American white guy

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oh but apparently i'm the child groomer because i like to wear skirts, okay

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago
[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Ripe is not a people adjective

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anyone who refers to a Child as "ripe" is ripe for hamas-red-triangle

[-] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I think melon-musk is ripe, we should harvest his head.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Child safety and gun control advocate Shannon Watts tweeted that “Child marriage is currently legal in 38 states (only Connecticut, Delaware, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Vermont have set the minimum age at 18 and eliminated all exceptions), and 20 states do not require any minimum age for marriage.”

what the actual fuck, yankees

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah its grim here.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago
[-] Moss@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

This man needs to fucking die. I don't have a joke to make he just needs to die a painful death

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

it's time to bring back flaying

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

That is actually sickening, congrats.

[-] BJyXJe4LhZetOzA0@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There’s something a little skin crawling about the really detached way some of these people talk about other human beings. It’s like they see them as tomato bushes or an apple tree or something.

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